Friday, February 10, 2006
LIST: Who I Want to Meet...
These are the basics:
- Single
- Available
- Educated
- Taller than me
These are the adjectives:
- Creative
- Ambitious
- Hilarious
- Adventurous
- Healthy Inside
- Genuine
- Optimistic
If you have the following, let's just save us both some time:
- Herpes
- Crabs
- Gonorrhea
- Untreated Alcoholism
- A pony keg for a coffee table
- Your mom for a ‘roomie’
- An 'ex' that remains your best friend
- A same sex friend that you shower with on occasion
- An unemployment check every week
- An imaginary friend
- A perpetually runny nose
- Funky mastication habits
- The inability to spell
- A cat
If you have any or all of the following then hurry up and email me before someone else snatches me up!:
- A second home in Rome
- Backstage Passes to SNL
- Hillary Clinton on your speed dial
- Recognized Culinary Skills
- Over twenty used Lonely Planet Guides
- A passport that has been filled
- A job with Rick Steves
- Photo’s you took yourself, framed on your walls
- A Pulitzer prize
- A Grammy
- An Oscar
- An alphabetized spice rack
Labels: Boy Stories, Pop Culture Casualty, Sober
